1. As a celebrity, you are
“celebrated” by the people who admire you and look
up to you. What do you celebrate, every day of your
life?
Being blessed in being able to do what I love for a
living and also being appreciated by so many.
2. If you had to invent a word to describe your
personality, what would it be?
Zindikapacue
3. What is your favourite room at home, and why?
I love sleep, so needless to say, my bedroom. Those
other rooms don't stand a chance!
4. What do you say to yourself in the mirror when
you wake up in the morning?
I don't talk to myself in the mirror, but i do kiss
myself sometimes. They say charity begins at home!
5. If there was a perfume or fragrance named
after you, what would it smell like?
It would smell like papaya.
6. What superpower do you wish you had?
I wish I had the power to see the future, then i'd
be able to know how bad my farts would smell, before
i let them into the world!
7. What ringtone do you have on your cellphone
right now?
It a really cool one called ring ring. It sounds
like a telephone is ringing!
8. What was the naughtiest thing you ever did as
a child?
I burned down a house but it was an accident, I was
trying to burn a mattress... long story.
9. As a comedian, what do you think is the
funniest thing about life?
The fact that we all take it so seriously.
10. You must hear many strange laughs while
you’re on stage performing. Please write down the
strangest-sounding laugh you’ve ever heard.
Bwahahah ha ha ha hoooooo weeeee hoooo hooo aaahhhhh
oooooooo heee heee heeee
11. What’s your secret for dealing with hecklers
in the audience?
I cry, it makes them feel bad.
12. You’re known to be a very stylish dresser.
What’s the biggest tip you can give South African
men who are trying to impress their women?
Forget dressing well, just spend money buying your
lady clothes, you will look perfect in her eyes!
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